Hail Mary
“He’s not my boyfriend.” silence “I just want to be clear that he is not my boyfriend.” waits for confirmation “Are we clear?” “I heard you.” He’s not my boyfriend.
Asshole
To Sir With ?Love
In The Dark
“What happened? Why am I on the floor?” I’ve been in the ‘dark’ for a moment trying to identify the draw to jjabrams. There are lots of things it could have been, and I allowed…
Protect Yourself
what the fuck does that even mean? I am likely to swear off Capricorns soon. You motherfuckers are a lot of damn work. Unless of course you are a particular Capricorn, I am not yet…
The Prophet
Now I understand. No you don’t.