Ugly Duckling
Quite a few years back I learned a lesson: just because we went to high school together doesn’t make us friends. I call it the #BlameTia clause.
Clarification
So my post yesterday got some views. I got a couple messages from people expecting to hear more about the blow job. Perverts.
My First Blow Job
It’s not exactly what it looks like.
Awkward Much?
I take a measure of pride in my ability to not be shamed. This morning the universe said fuck your pride.